I was so focused on how pretty Rose looked in here that I failed to notice the heads in the fridge.
is that spy O_O
I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match
thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping.
this is fucking perfect holy fuck
…And so the children who played a legendary game,
the ones who came before,
and the ones who came after,
achieved complete ascension to godhood and became the gods of a new universe.
And among the children’s companions was a burgundy-blooded troll, who became the only one out of her horned friends to achieve godhood, ruling time alongside the Knight.
The other trolls, however, stayed as they were, never rising to the gods, and instead were given another chance to live,
to make up for the reward and universe they had lost.
The mutant-blooded troll who had once led his friends in an attempt to find victory, was able to find love in the space goddess, the Witch, who was more than happy to return the feelings.
Together, they were happy.
But as time crawled on, they could no longer ignore the fact that the space goddess was forever youthful and eternal,
and the mutant-blooded troll was not.
The space goddess loved him regardless, and never stopped,
staying by his side even as he took his last breath.
The space goddess still continues to love the mutant-blooded troll, and always will,
and the stars, the ones she reigns and rules over, never fail to remind her.
based off this au post i wrote a few days ago! hhh enjoy
i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”
they’re calling to mother for food
F E E D
was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet
TO THE MINISTRY!
oh my fucking god
disabled princesses and disabled superheroes are so important where the fuck are they
This is Toph. She is not disabled. She is awesome. Try again.
That is Toph. She IS disabled. She is also awesome. The two are not mutually exclusive.
look im not saying its canon but
yes, i am
THE HEART THO
take this anyway you want friends c: just remember there is such a thing as platonic nonromantic love too~
but yeah this is adorbs
"1 PM: I need to sleep.
1 AM: I need to figure out what to do with my life."
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
it’s amazing how Olimar even agrees to be with this guy
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS